When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
if i die, please bury me in one of two poses:
1. t-pose
2. you know i had to do it to em
If I die
female character: *fights in a blatantly sexualised manner*
logical brain: that fighting style is impractical and degrading and obviously solely intended to appease the male gaze
dumbass lesbian brain: hhhhhh warrior lady big sexy
Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.
The Hulk so chill
Charoite Sphere - Aldan Shield, Sakha Republic, Eastern Siberian Region, Russia
He got mad as helllll
Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom
Here's the Name of Every Senator Who Voted Against Net Neutrality—and When to Vote Them Out →
HEY HEY! Who pulled the pin on this one?
I was going to write a post with the same information content, minus the Simpson’s reference, so this is a major time saver.
